March 2012
alienixena:
who you finna try
unfreshing:
this pussy clean this pussy squeaky
that pussy old, that pussy creaky
me: *makes text post*
text post: *gets 3 notes*
i tried by akon begins to play in the background
February 2012
textposter:
Medium Time Rush
kanyevvest:
nucleur:
kanyevvest:
nucleur:
kanyevvest:
who needs nipples not me
-white girl
so original mike i can’t take these race humor jokes they are just cracking me up to no end
-you
are they now letting gorillas at the zoo use computers??
wow thats nice of them your species is really evolving
nucleur:
i wonder what tumblrs killstreak on jokes is
barackosama:
blogging just fills in the time between real life and porn
1 tag
I think black tia is an appropriate reaction in literally any situation
mrsstamos:
Everyone could get it (and by “it” I mean God’s love)
capturethefag2:
Wtf man stop sending me this apple product spam I thought I was getting nudes
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.